DarKsidE555's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Face Made of Houses and Cars]

Finally!

It's about time you ****sucka submitted something new! NG Metalcrew alright! \m/

Like I stated in other reviews before. Don't spend all your money on the booze man, get a fucking decent mircophone, because if you do that, satan will come to your house and have a cup of tea. I swear to god! lmao

Anyways, the vocals suck so does the rest. lol. Naa, it's funny shit you GoreDoomheaded bastard!

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GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha. Funny you should mention cutting down on booze because I have done big time! I've not been drinking on weekdays and on the weekends I only have a few! I've not been drunk for about a month!!! Awesome!

I couldn't do loud vocals because people were asleep in the next room and I didn't wanna give them death metal nightmares!

Lol attack.

[Shadows in the Abyss]

Kinda cool!

Mellow for sure. Reminds me a bit of metallica though. Not too bad. The ending is a bit fucked but that doesn't matter much, doesn't it? ;)

Anyways, cool stuff, keep it up man!

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[Duncan Hills Cover with vocals]

Bitchin!

Fucking cool vocals. Grunting shit! \m/

Your vox? If so aces man. What else to say? The rest kicks ass! Nice solo. I wish I could wank solos like that. >.>

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[Beyond-Metaljonus]

FUCK!

Damn, thats some shit right there. Slow beginning and then wham, shred action. Cool shit man! Say how much do you practice in a day? I bet you fuck around some hours ey?

Anyways, cool song dude. Top notch quality as usual.

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[Ultra Perineum]

Wow!

Bluegrass like playing. You're pretty good with that sytle. Dug it. Maybe a silly song but very good in the playing. I'm quite impressed.

You should make a full "serious" song out of that. That would be swell.

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curriemaster responds:

Hey Darkside!

Thanks for the review chief, this was supposed to be just a silly song I came up with after a night at the bars, but I can hear the bluegrass styleee now that you mention it. I'd like to re-record it at some point but it depends on my patience/free time. You want to make a metalized version?!

<3 Curriemaster

[fakerschipchoon]

Lawl!

What, the intro sample reminds me of woodman. Overall, Mega Man samples? Right? Ah shit there was mario! >: (

It's wanked together nicely I must say. Pretty cool to listen to when ur drunk. lmao.

Anyhow...

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snoballandthmonyshot responds:

yo bro,
the intro bit i did have megaman in mind but they weren't samples, i got a really simple 8-bit synth and used some white noise for the snare, square for the bass and a triangle wave with the downward pitchbend for the classic megaman toms, geeenius.
anyways,
nice 1
;ped

[Quebecgrinder - Death metal]

Shizzl!

I think france is bullshit for metalvocals. Kinda sounds like gay rapper or something. ahaha. XD

Apart from that cool instrumental shit. Brutal growls, even if they are french friesish. haha.

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QuebecGrinder responds:

hahahaha ,I did it on purpose ,the rapping thing. I was making fun of this kind of music. The death metal grow I screamed is ''death metal'' .And well ,I wanna try all kind of music. But I can make DEATH METAL and black metal voices. Thx for your review ,and your vote!

[QG - Des végétaux sur mon corp]

Hm...munchy!

Pretty cool dude. Has a kinda psycho sick feel to it. Like something bad is just going to start...

Keep it up!

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[another filthy day]

LOL!

The beat is lollable. XD

Well, there are some glitches. Mostly production wise. Equalizing and stuff.

It's not really heavy metal on the instrumental side but the vocals sure are. Too bad they are very quite. Anyways, not too bad man. Just keep on practicing.

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OPIUMSKUM responds:

Actually, the vocals aren't metal, they sound like shitty atreyu wannabe. My vocals(and music taste for that matter)have improved dramatically since then. More is in store, as soon as I get my guitar restrung. :)

[I Will Gut You Like A Pig]

Ai captain!

Shit, that reminds me of your captain fuckhead jarrydn. Oo

Holy shit, I didn't knew you could grunt like this. Damn.

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speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks for the compliment man. I wish I could growl as well as jarrydn can. Thanks for the review.