DarKsidE555's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Last few Seconds Alive]

Roooar!?

Now that's kinda gay you bastard. No wait, it's fucking cool as fuck. Man, you can pump out this fucking songs quite fast, or is that an old one from ya?

Sweet fucking riffage. Where do you gather all this ideas that fast? Headbangable shit all the way! \m/

Rocks my cock! OMG downlol!

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GoreBastard responds:

Cheers duuuder, no it's not an old one. I spontaniously made it last night out of nowhere. I dunno where the riffs keep coming from... If beatcraft didn't piss me off so much, I'd have about 10,000,000 songs uploaded! hahaha

GRIND!!

[Khuskan you dumb cunt its 2006]

Cunt bastard!

Now that was shit dude...totally. Naaa, it was fucking funny as fuck on poopday.

Slay the queeeeen
Yeeeaaaahhhhahaaa!!! YARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Dude, you need to tell me how you get your shit that loud. I always got problems with the fucking volume. E-lol me. >: (

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GoreBastard responds:

Cheeeers dude face.
Well I usually get a loud sound by having shitload of guitars. I had 4 seperate guitar tracks on this one playing the same thing. At one point with the blues scaley riff thing there was 5 guitar tracks!
Then I cranked each track up a little and lowered the drums a bit so the guitars would shine through...
I'm gonna do more gay shit like this. It's awesome!

[Face Made of Houses and Cars]

Finally!

It's about time you ****sucka submitted something new! NG Metalcrew alright! \m/

Like I stated in other reviews before. Don't spend all your money on the booze man, get a fucking decent mircophone, because if you do that, satan will come to your house and have a cup of tea. I swear to god! lmao

Anyways, the vocals suck so does the rest. lol. Naa, it's funny shit you GoreDoomheaded bastard!

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GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha. Funny you should mention cutting down on booze because I have done big time! I've not been drinking on weekdays and on the weekends I only have a few! I've not been drunk for about a month!!! Awesome!

I couldn't do loud vocals because people were asleep in the next room and I didn't wanna give them death metal nightmares!

Lol attack.

[Ultra Perineum]

Wow!

Bluegrass like playing. You're pretty good with that sytle. Dug it. Maybe a silly song but very good in the playing. I'm quite impressed.

You should make a full "serious" song out of that. That would be swell.

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curriemaster responds:

Hey Darkside!

Thanks for the review chief, this was supposed to be just a silly song I came up with after a night at the bars, but I can hear the bluegrass styleee now that you mention it. I'd like to re-record it at some point but it depends on my patience/free time. You want to make a metalized version?!

<3 Curriemaster

[fakerschipchoon]

Lawl!

What, the intro sample reminds me of woodman. Overall, Mega Man samples? Right? Ah shit there was mario! >: (

It's wanked together nicely I must say. Pretty cool to listen to when ur drunk. lmao.

Anyhow...

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snoballandthmonyshot responds:

yo bro,
the intro bit i did have megaman in mind but they weren't samples, i got a really simple 8-bit synth and used some white noise for the snare, square for the bass and a triangle wave with the downward pitchbend for the classic megaman toms, geeenius.
anyways,
nice 1
;ped

[Quebecgrinder - Death metal]

Shizzl!

I think france is bullshit for metalvocals. Kinda sounds like gay rapper or something. ahaha. XD

Apart from that cool instrumental shit. Brutal growls, even if they are french friesish. haha.

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QuebecGrinder responds:

hahahaha ,I did it on purpose ,the rapping thing. I was making fun of this kind of music. The death metal grow I screamed is ''death metal'' .And well ,I wanna try all kind of music. But I can make DEATH METAL and black metal voices. Thx for your review ,and your vote!

[another filthy day]

LOL!

The beat is lollable. XD

Well, there are some glitches. Mostly production wise. Equalizing and stuff.

It's not really heavy metal on the instrumental side but the vocals sure are. Too bad they are very quite. Anyways, not too bad man. Just keep on practicing.

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 3 for another filthy day, raising its score from 2.78 to 2.80.

OPIUMSKUM responds:

Actually, the vocals aren't metal, they sound like shitty atreyu wannabe. My vocals(and music taste for that matter)have improved dramatically since then. More is in store, as soon as I get my guitar restrung. :)

[I Will Gut You Like A Pig]

Ai captain!

Shit, that reminds me of your captain fuckhead jarrydn. Oo

Holy shit, I didn't knew you could grunt like this. Damn.

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speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks for the compliment man. I wish I could growl as well as jarrydn can. Thanks for the review.

[Rucklo - EmoBitch (NoVox)]

My penis is evil...

your's too? Anyhow, you know what I'm thinking about it! Wuzz! >: (

Keep up the shitty work!

Rucklo responds:

Ok

[Resist My Fist and DIE!!]

lollage!

fuck yeah, thats pretty cool. Nice and druggy. Stop wanking around and make a serious tune again man. Those jams fucking your page up. >: P

Anyhow resist my 5 you wuzzy.

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for Resist My Fist and DIE!!, raising its score from 4.14 to 4.25.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Thanks bro. Yeah, I know about the jams...but that seems all I have time for these days. Its easier to lay down vocals for already complete tunes...haha.
Plus a tad uninspired when it comes to making full drum tracks for shit.

Anyways man, your feedback is always wicked to recieve. The GERMANATOR is WISE!!\m/