DarKsidE555's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Fecal Countdown]

Lollage part 2!

To the shitman mobile? XD

Lmao. Btw. this sounded quite nicer than your lamb of god cover. I have to admit though, the drums are a tad to loud compared to the guitar. Do you double layer your guitar track? If you haven't done it already, start doing it. Newb! lol. :P

Diarrhea bombs away!

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 4 for The Fecal Countdown, raising its score from 3.67 to 3.71.

Casualty responds:

Hmm I can't really remember if I did it, but I think I did. Thanks for the review mate!

[Omerta (Lamb of God cover)]

Rape!

♪♫ ► as you would say, ey? :P

Well, ok cover dude. As I stated million times before, get your lazy ass on mixing tracks, not just recording. :P

The basicly let down was the drum kick, it clipped mainly because the eq or volume was to loud. Next time send me the unmixed shit and I see what I can do for you, so that you get motivated you dumb fuck. <3

LoLgang ftw! >: (

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 4 for Omerta (Lamb of God cover), lowering its score from 4.33 to 4.29.

Casualty responds:

Hahaha that goddamn mixing! I don't really see what you mean actually, is it just EQing the tracks? Because I COULD do that, it's not too hard...

I'll retry the funny characters here: &#9834;&#9835; &#9658;
Should be some music notes I think.

Anyway thanks for the review and cheers and <3 and \m/

[A regular day (2:16)]

Happy...

50th submission you wuzz! >: (

I hate you! <3

But let's get a bit serious here, na don't we? It was a pretty decent track. Very soft the hole time. Nice strumming with the guitar, infact it's a timeless track.

It would have been perfect IF you changed the background noise...Suggestion...add gentle falling drops of water OR the sound of a tiny creek. (You get the idea). This would make it definitely perfect and I would give you 1.000.000 cookies + free boob job. :P

The track is still cool the way it is.

I still hate you! >: (

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for A regular day (2:16), raising its score from 3.70 to 3.82.

WinTang responds:

Hm... I'm not sure, I'd have to try. It sounds like your suggestion could either make it great, or just pure new-age crap.
Anyhow, duly noted.
Stop hating me. Otherwise we'll invade YOUR country for a change!

[Pain Of The Suffering]

Shizzl!

That was boob on mate, a bit chaotic at the start but it got pretty nice after it. A tad short though, still headbangable. ;)

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for Pain Of The Suffering, raising its score from 3.43 to 3.63.

Quickbeam responds:

Yeah, I wanted to make a lot longer. But I didn't have the time to do it.

Thanks for the review though.

[Get the Funk Off]

Like...

woah wtf!? You dirty self-downloader you! >: (

Just kidding man. ;)
I guess it would piss me off as well if somebody downloads my music that much. Guess you have to life with it.

The track deserves platinum though. Not in that short amount of time but "in time" ;)

It's chill, has a great vibe and is interesting to listen to the hole time. Drums sounded very good. I liked the snare sample best (sounds live played).

The rest was nice as well, layered smart. Another fine track there good sir.

Keep it up!

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for Get the Funk Off, raising its score from 2.74 to 2.83.

dj-padman1 responds:

hey yeah, my index finger is so sore, you wouldnt believe it! :P

Well, thanks for your support mate.

[Into the Black]

Nice one!

On the instrumental side it's cool as most of the time. Sadly, the vocals are drowning a bit in the mix, they aren't as clear as the rest. Still pretty cool!

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for Into the Black, raising its score from 4.25 to 4.40.

Quickbeam responds:

Yeah, I had to record my vocals over the recorded track. I also didn't clean them up either. My loss I guess...

Thanks for the review man.

[Yakity Techno]

Clearly...

this is bullshit! >:(

LoL, just messing around. ;) Nice track man, well remixed. Very funny in my opinion.

It sounded more like that a drunken monkey was on the loose. haha.

What else to say? Not much really. Good soundquality, nice track and Oh yeah...0'd biatch! :P

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 5 for Yakity Techno, raising its score from 4.00 to 4.09.

Father-of-Death responds:

HAHAHA! you ape shit ass clown!!!

[Tease me (1:04)]

LoL noob! >: (

Totally bullshit. I would rather stick a bottle of tequilla in my butt rather than listening to this shit...OH snap I already did. Anyways...I'm kinda speechless. This was very interesting indeed. Sounded like a boss battle theme at the start...then it went all...BOOM...dance you bastard it's carneval. I mean what were you thinking dude? Stop it with the pills they aren't healthy! >: (

Trippy, I think the best way to get it over with is to give you a big fat 0. Just like this...Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 0 for Tease me you fucktard (1:04), lowering its score from 4.50 to -10.55.

Btw. congrats on #2 on teh weekly spot! >: (
But to be honest you will never ever conquer teh almighty "LoLgang" >: (

WinTang responds:

Hahahaha
At least the song is more coherent than the reviews you write :)

I'm pretty sure the LoLgang is vastly overrated but I'll go see what the fuss is about.

I'd like my next review in German please. Schweinhund.

[Fall Into The Blazing Cold]

Not bad!

Liked the beginning. Though, the tune is roughly mixed. Most important thing, watch your master output level. It should be around -1 or -2 db to keep the track decent. It clips a lot, mostly because of the base drum. I don't know if that was in your intent but to me it just sounds wrong. The bass is barely hearable, guitars are also way too loud compared to the rest.

The track has a good structure though, nice to listen too but it needs some more work to count it as a winner. Not the playing, the problem is the mastering. Practice that more and I'm sure you can hit shit in the future. ;)

Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE555! You voted 4 for Blazing Cold (bass reduced), lowering its score from 4.57 to 4.50.

BazookaZombie responds:

if you read some of my other esponses, the problem isn't my mixing, thats why i had to submit a second version in the first place. the mix sounds just fine in the program i recorded in, but when i export it it all goes to hell. i need to learn how to mix to compensate for whatver that export does to it. hopefully i'll get it down by the next submission. but thanks for the review anyway. always nice to know people are actually listening to this stuff,