DarKsidE555's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pathways (GoreBastard) (_8n(')]

This made my boring day!

Oh, really I hate mondays, they suck like hell, but with this I can sleep good at work. Boy, just like my kind of style. I'm just working on a song quite like this one. Let's see which of them kicks more ass. ;)

dl and 5iven this biatch.

GoreBastard responds:

Choors mate! I've only done a few quiet ones like this. I would do more, but I always get drunk and make something violent instead!

Cheers for the booling review (that means good!)

I can't wait to hear your new song mofo!
Thanks again!

[Subdue The Beast]

I'm a lazy bastard XD

Yeah, been busy the time around so I didn't wrote many reviews the last time. Hm, I voted that means that I must a review now. damn. >_<

The Track is fucking nice, love the pintch harmonics...I'm a little freak with that babys ^^
Sweeping sounds good, I know how hard to play this shit is. >_<

I heard some little playing errors here and there, but fuck it, it's cool.

And now for a final question, what did I vote? ^^

Cheers, over and out!

FlameMesial responds:

First of all, thanks for reviewing!

Thanks for the compliments, yes sweeps can be fooking 'ard as 'ell.

Yeah I fucked some stuff up, but yeah, who gives a fuck?

I think you voted zero, you conniving backstabbing bastard!!

Cheers Dood!!

[Extreme Case of Decay.]

This is great!

Hey, Gore's using some effects. haha. Nice, first time I hear this from you. I really like this track, got some good riffs and tempo changes. Cool thing.

Definitly deserves a 5 and a dl from me!

GoreBastard responds:

Why thank you kind sir!
The palm muting part is chool I think.
Thanks for the cool review mate!

[You're a bunch of dick heads]

You fucking dick head!

This is one of the most hilarious and silliest things if heard by far. "You're a bunch of dick heads".

I'm speechless. Nihi. I gonna meuda some people now. Oh no, meuda??

No structur no nothing, just pure dick heads. You should name yourself into Goredickheadbastard ;)

GoreBastard responds:

Goredickhearbastard! haha, cool idea!
Thanks for checking it out. I think I was drunk when I made this. I don't know what possesed me to make this, but I should definately do more!
Thanks mate. lemaou

[Mega Man 2 - Woodman]

remember me!?

If yes, good, if not...I was that "asshole" who started all that "self-downloader-thingy".

So, how did I came up with this idea you may ask. Well, I checked out the track, thought, yeah not bad and wanted to leave a review for it. But before that I updated the site and saw that the dl's raised more than fucken fast. Ok, how could this be I thought. Your site wasnt up at that time and you were pretty new to the audio portal, not a bad thing, but it was strange. A new artist there, reaches Platinum in less than 7 hours!?

Ok, so I watched the dl's rise and rise, and it just stopped going up so fast (20-40 dl's in each 20 seconds) just at Platinum-status! Then I thought, ok now it smells really funny. And the rest...well, you know the rest...

Maybe I should have waited with it, or didn even started a thread about it, cause now your site is up again, I checked it and I saw that there are many people out there who are listening to your work/s. Easier to say, it was stupid.

It's not my manner to missjudge somebody and I see now that I made a mistake, so therefore I apologize. I just hope that you now can better understand my motion to start such an "propaganda" about this 1 track and I hope we can be artists who are respecting each other.

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To the track itself:

Good track, though the guitars sound a lil fuzzy and flat to me, you could put a little bit more effort in the playing. Overall good one.

I give it 4/5.

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Just a friendly advice at the end:

It's not a good idea to rate 5 for your song just when you put them in the portal and got no review or dl for it. Cause some or many idiots will directly zero vote without listen to it first. It would be better if you vote 4. Cause in this way you get more attention, even if it sounds stupid, and those nice zero voters oversee you the most time.

DarKsidE_555

ZombiePosessor responds:

Woah. No harm, no foul dude, I don't mind. Its cool that you had the balls to apologize tho. Yeah, I've taken note of that "don't vote 5 for yourself" thing, it makes a lot of sense. About the guitars, I use a different way of recording them now, with an m-audio box, so in my newer stuff, they don't sound flat. That was always a problem I had, how flat they sounded. Thanks for the review dude.

[Rage (updated)]

Still not good enough!

Ok, if I turn my volume up high now I can hear the loop, but it is still to quiet.

I don't know what kind of program you use for recording and mixing, but get some tutorials for modifying your amplitude.

The loop is ok, maybe the riffs could sound a little more varied. Try to change them a little. Overall it could be ok, if it was louder.

Only can give you 1/5 for this, sry man. Hope you don't get me wrong.

Mini-Media responds:

thanks for the review...I will try harder next time

[Mega Pissed Off!]

eat, sleep, play, kill, drink!

lol, first of all, the beginning sounded like f*cken James Bond, don't know why, but I first laughed when I heard this.

Nice riffs in there, would sound even harder with a bass in it too, but it's good how it is. Drums fit well and yeah...uhm...go get a wank.

download and fiven.

"Thanks for your vote, DarKsidE_555! You voted 5 for Mega Pissed Off!, raising its score from 3.94 to 3.97."

WTF? oO It only goes up 0.03? Fucken hate this voting system. -.-

GoreBastard responds:

Choolness mate! Choolness...
This is just a riff I took out of the song below this one, but the other song that it's in takes too damn long to get to this bit!

Thanks for the 5, (even though it didn't do fuck all! Muahaha)

[Bloodrise]

Where was I?

Hey, I missed this one from you, damn it! >_<

Nice loop, builds up very good. Short but nice. Maybe you could mute the drums a little more, then they would fit perfect in the track.

5ven this biatch.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Hahaha thanks for the cool review.

Yeah I'm starting to get better with mixing and compression so the drums won't stand out so much from now on.

Thanks for the five motherfucker now hurry up and make some new tracks hahahahaha.

[Rage]

Sry dude!

Man, what do you use to record? This is awful, even when I turned my volume up, I could bearly hear the drums and the guitar.

Work on your recording technic dude, then I may can give you better scores.

Mini-Media responds:

I just figured out how to turn it up...this was my first time using the program for recording...thanks for taking your time to review

[<Neurosis>]

All 10!

Hm, good work, like uhm...always now? I didn't reviewed this earlier, cause I was too lazy, he. ^^

I also added "Neurosis" in my personal "NG-Metalsampler" suggestion. Feel free to check it out in the BBS Audio.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=371115

Now to the track itself:

The riff that should be the refrain I guess sounds more like punk (hope you know what I mean ^^) but it fits perfect in there and give's the track the wort.

Solo's are played well. Furthermore the track is very long. How much time did you spent on recording it?

Anyways blablabla, keep it up. ;)

5/5

Demon-Slayer12 responds:

Thanks for adding it to your playlist, I really appreciate it. Yeah, like I said, these riffs are over a year old so they might sound a little different than my style nowadays. I didn't spend a whole lot of time recording it, it only took me a couple of days to finish the drums, and a few hours to record the guitars. But from the time it was written to the time it was finally recorded was well over a year and a half. Thanks for the review man.